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August 2010

63 posts

Babysitter shenanigans

Don’t have kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken up. When you get home later that evening, go fucking mental and ask where the kid has gone.

the Proclaimers - I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) ...

“Looks like the time of being a gentleman is really at an end. I opened the...”

– some facebook status

blaze222-deactivated20110227 asked: Jason is "baby" you bobo! @>@

“Man sometimes i forget what a powerful bender that kid is”

by far the weirdest dream ever....

man you really do forget 90% of the dream when you wake up. for some reason i told myself to remember “transformers” my friends and i are walking through campus at night. apparently we’re walking to a radio station. …. shit…, i forgot everything except the very end. during our trek across campus. i encounter my friend norah, we were talking about something and...